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Sessler Quits, Realizes Actual Whoring Pays Better

This just in: Veteran game journalist Adam Sessler leaves an industry that literally caused him to have a mental breakdown (and probably a cocaine addiction).

The story is still breaking, but an anonymous source close to the situation shared the following with Subtle Blend: “Adam realized he was really great at whoring for these companies over the years at Rev3 and TechTV/G4; as such, he decided that he could do better going into business for himself on the streets. Fact is, actual whoring pays better, and if you’ve got the right stuff, your clients will keep you awash in coke and next-gen consoles for the rest of your life. Perks of the job.”

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